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I’m such a sucker

For shiny things. I keep trying to justify getting one. There’s utterly no way – while the business is going to need a laptop of some description, being realistic a Windows box would be more convenient all round and a lot more affordable. If someone at the bank said “why a mac?” I doubt “because […]


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Spry

No, that’s not how I feel – far from it, in fact – it’s Adobe’s new AJAX framework. Basically a JavaScript library for building AJAX pages, it’s a good preview and intro to AJAX, which is something I’ve not used but have seen being put to work on some excellent web apps. Flickr’s a prime […]


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Sob

I’ve sadly had to reach the realisation that the Midget has to go. I can’t afford to keep it – not only am I insuring it, paying running costs, and renting a garage from the council at over £40 a month, but the money I could get from selling it would pay off my credit […]


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I rock.

I rock. Originally uploaded by Maltpress. I made this. Cheesehelmet Nosebleed are… well, a phenomenon. I’m not sure what to do with them. It’s like a one-man flash mob but without the mob and certainly without the flash part of it. Something like an art “happening” but comedy instead of art and it’s not really […]


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Yay! On sticks!!

Hurrah! Maltpress.co.uk is back up and running. My images are back on this blog, and it’s running smoothly again. All is good with the world. More updates soon.


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BONK!

Bonk seems to be my favourite word at the moment and I’m not sure why. Not in the naughtiness sense of the word, just as a word… it just makes me laugh. I’m going through something of a childish phase at the moment. So I thought I’d tell a story of terrible physical injury today. […]


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Service update

Still no maltpress.co.uk or juicyfly.com sites at the moment, which is a shame because I’ve been working on a Cheesehelmet Nosebleed site. I’m planning to make them the biggest band that never was. It’s a pointless little fun project I’m just playing with. Part of it is making t-shirts and things using Cafepress, which turns […]


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Bang bang bang!

Metro rear wheel arch Originally uploaded by Maltpress. Hammer + Metro = bad. That’s what I learnt today. Hardly rocket science, I know, but there you go… I was trying to clean up the rusty bits a little. Somewhat encouraced by the bit at the front which I though would be awful being OK, I […]


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Weekend, weekend, la la la.

It’s nearly the weekend! Hurrah. Only not. Only maybe hurrah. Weekends are a mixed bag for me. On the one hand, I’m not at work; on the other, I get bored. So I’m trying to plan ahead and make sure I have lots to do. More so this weekend as my brother’s away and I […]


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We had books at school

And it never did me any harm Actually, we had books at university too, and I much preferred doing research like that. Why should schools be internet connected anyway? The internet can be a reasonable research tool but it’s only a small part of it. There’s so much rubbish out there that I don’t think […]


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